#incorrect nate

[f1rewr1t3r]

which characters would this be

"im telling you that girl/boy is trouble.. uh- where are you going"

"gonna go get into trouble"

[smallsinger5901]

Fuck it, I made more

[rawrlight]

for matsuda im thinking of that one scene. you know which one im talking about

template on pinterest

[aprill-99]

Character A: “The real tragedy was the friends we made along the way.”

Character B: “Don’t you mean ‘treasure’?”

Character A: “No. Having to care about other people has been a real bummer for me and my personal goals.”

[tangents-within-tangents]

*Echo’s comm goes off in the middle of a mission*

Rex: I thought I told you to turn that off

Echo: This is the ‘emergencies only’ comm code

Rex: Okay just make it quick

Echo: Omega, are you okay? What’s the emergency?

Omega: I can’t find my soccer shoes!

Rex:

Howzer:

Gregor:

Echo:

Echo: Did you check the-

[we-provide-leverage]

Nate: "Tap into their security cameras." Hardison: "Oh sure, let me just load my 'Tap Into Every Security Camera in New York' app." Hardison: "I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I'm in."

[imarson404]

Thought I’d try my hand at some of these!

(sorry if any of these have been done before- I got all the posts off Pinterest and the transparent pngs from small!)

[caslutz]

Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #1

[marvel-rp-au-incorrect-quotes]

Nate:...I have some very bad news I need to share

Peter: *sweating* what? Mr.Stark kicked me out of the team? *joking*

Nate: you'd wish he did.

Peter:...

Nate:...

Peter:...he didn't

Nate:...he found you-

Peter: HE FOUND MY FANFICTION ACCOUNT ON HIM????

Tony: PETER BENJAMIN PARKER!!!!!!

@under0-0s @spidey-sensed-ur-follow @its-nate-the-sharpshot

[andthatscanon]

incorrect gossip girl quotes

[gnar-slabdash]

[aaxzlyte]

Transmasc Mello, who just came out: I'm a man!

Mello: And I'm way more of a man than stupid fucking Near is!

Transfem Near, who also just came out: Yes, Mello. Thank you.

Mello: Wait a fucking minute–

[rawrlight]

I'm back. 🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚘🚘🚘🚘

[beyondbirthdayzzz]

[pallyjelly]

Death Note Incorrect Quotes

Beyond: I'm not creepy. Beyond: I'm petty. Beyond: There's a difference, ya' know.

Matsuda: I’m such a screwup, a huge screw-up. I’m the worst detective on this case The Police: Matsuda: No you’re not, Matsuda! We still appreciate you, Matsuda!

L: I suppose you’re right. We really would be better off working together. Light: So, then… détente? L: Agreed. Light: Understanding? L: Possibly. Light: Cooperation? L: Maybe. Light: Trust? L: Out of the question.

Near: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me sit on anything that isn’t the ground? That’s weird.

L: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be? Beyond : Bleach. Mello: Sewage.  Near: Apple Juice. L: ...Please calm down, children.

Light: That's not funny. Ryuk: I thought it was funny. Light: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

L, to Misa and Light: speaking to them in solitary confinement through his microphone Are you or are you not an enemy of the people? Misa: ... Light: ... Misa: That is such an open-ended question. Light: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-

L: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Near: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones? L, now intrigued: Lets say imaginary. Near: Spiders wearing flip flops

Light : I hate you sometimes. Misa: Well according to this picture Rem drew of us holding hands that's not true. Light : Misa, you drew that. Misa: It doesn't matter!

Light: Hey, Ryuk I need advice. Ryuk: I refuse to give anybody advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

L, filling out legal paperwork: Where were you guys born? Mello : Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Beyond: I personally was created in a lab. Near: I just straight up spawned lol.

Near: Mello told me to stop being immature, so I told him to get out of my fort.

L: Oh Light, we have a visitor! Light: Don't tell me it's Misa. L: It's Misa.

Beyond: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life. Naomi: Please never become a surgeon.

Rem: Human beings are confusing. Misa: How so? Rem: Your species is despicable, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

[chaxan08]

Clint: We decided that, God forbid, if anything happens to us, we would like Nat to be Nate’s godmother

Natasha: That’s great news, Nate! If something terrible happens, you’ll be all mine!

Laura: IIt really is an 'if' situation-

Natasha, already holding baby Nate: All mine!